"   Over-thinking is literally: اغتصاب للمخ.   "
(via guilty-pleasure9)

(via yveswed)

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

(Source: switchflicks, via two-words--one-finger)

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via fuckwaddd)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via wrxst)

misscoiner:

Mia Wallace

(Source: crindywithclubsauce)

bamooooot:

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

lmao romanian-ink